Caitlyn is finally looking graduation in the face, a horrifying prospect considering that without the threats of a literature professor, she will never read another James Joyce novel. Among her short term goals are finishing her pile of half-read books, in order to start a new pile of half-read books. A new and ambitious long term goal, which incidentally came to her in a dream, is to read One Hundred Years of Solitude in Spanish.
She likes to break the bindings of books, to make them more tractable, and longs to meet one of her favorite authors, Tom Robbins, but only so she can ask him on a date. Caitlyn is a chronic re-reader, and once dramatically claimed to have read her favorite book hundreds of times. She lives in California, apparently.